Delco Barbie (Copyright 2008 - Slightly Sedated)
 Delaware County Girls, they're all drivin' me wild
They come many shapes, many styles
Was it nature or nurture that made them unique  
or the Barbie Dolls they had as a child (oh Delco Barbie)
 Main Line Barbie is a princess that shops
on Rittenhouse square, drives her Lexus down there,
her dog's got long hair, lives in a Tudor-style house
with tummy tuck, face lift and workaholic spouse (her Ken's enhanced ya know)
Chorus
Delco Barbie , she's oh so sweet
from her synthetic snatch to her cute plastic feet
Delco Barbie, Mattel makes them all,
you'll find them at Macy's in the Springfield Mall (look out)
Aston Barbie is a young sassy thing
She hangs there a 5 points with her diamonds and Bling
Her Ken's from the Ridge and he always wears leather
She comes with a Mustang, sunglasses and a shirt made of pleather (and what is that)
Springfield Barbie just moved from South Philly
goes back there for funerals, pizza, bakery and such
drives a Ford Minivan, she's easily lost
She comes with a cell phone, no idea what that costs (that's your problem)
 Upper Darby Barbie just got out on parole
has a 9mm handgun, and Meth Lab kit she stole
drives a Chevy, tinted windows,  after dark she won't stop,
You must buy her with cash, unless you are a cop (then we don't know what you're talking about).
Delco Barbie , she's oh so sweet
from her synthetic snatch to her cute plastic feet
Delco Barbie, Mattel makes them all,
you'll find them at Macy's in the Springfield Mall (look out)
The Chadds Ford Barbie is a sure fire yuppie
she comes with BM'er and a gold labrador puppy.
her own Starbucks cup, country club membership.
Her Ken's best friend is a cute boy named Skip (and you can't afford any of them)
ddystone Barbie with a NASCAR tattoo
Her Wrangler jeans are too small, Ken's gotta mullet hairdo
 drives an old pickup truck, with Hank Williams Jr. CD
She can spit over 5 feet when drunk, believe' a you me. (oh and a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free).
Delco Barbie , she's oh so sweet
from her synthetic snatch to her cute plastic feet
Delco Barbie, Mattel makes them all,
you'll find them at Macy's in the Springfield Mall (look out)