Erectile Dysfunction (Copyright 2008 - Slightly Sedated)
"Erectile Dysfunction"  4 times
Viagra is creepy, Levitra makes you sleepy, with Cialis, you just can't pee-pee.
there must be a problem, you can't make a tee-pee
Bob Dole is my hero, he's nothing like Spiro, but Elizabeth, she's getting zero
better recognize the condition, don't fiddle like Nero,
Erectile Dysfunction, is quite the current rage
Erectile Dysfunction, an affliction of middle age
Erectile Dysfunction, let's do the "E-D" dance
You may get excited, and need to change your pants.
Sex lotions are numbing, they might get you humming, you shouldn't be bumming,
if things are not working, you must check the plumbing
So don't be so placid, if you're always flaccid, the test is in acid,
It isn't contagious, don't worry you can't catch it
Erectile Dysfunction, is quite the current rage
Erectile Dysfunction, an affliction of middle age
Erectile Dysfunction, let's do the "E-D" dance
You may get excited, and need to change your pants.
Bridge-rap
You're getting tons of emails, it's spam and it is jive
espousing drugs and herbs and cures, for $19.95
Don't fall for this voodoo witchcraft, keep your wallet in your pants
You better just accept it, and do the E-D dance
Erectile Dysfunction, is quite the current rage
Erectile Dysfunction, an affliction of middle age
Erectile Dysfunction, let's do the "E-D" dance
You may get excited, and need to change your pants.
You may get excited, and need to change your pants.