SenIsle City (Copyright 2010 - Slightly Sedated)
For boomers it's time to plan retirement / Where should we go,
Many do Florida ha warm weather / golf course condo,
Some are even thinking 'bout assisted living / Meals and healthcare for the slow,
But I'm gonna go to the Jersey shore then / That's all I know
Chorus:
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, it should be fun, if not so pretty
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, I worked so long, very mean and gritty
Cape May's got Victorian houses / that's too elite,
Avalon/Stone Harbors too expensive / you want to treat
Wildwood's crowded, like South Philly / with a city beat
Atlantic City's got slums and casinos / buffet to eat,
Chorus:
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, don't need no help, and not your pity
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, compared to AC, it's not too shitty
rap verse:
taking walks on the beach, the surf 'neath your feet
getting sun on your nose, and sand in your clothes,
doing nothing all day, while your hair's turnin' gray,
take grandkids on a boat, riding waves on a float,
going to the senior center, yelling at a noisy renter,
catch a bus at your door, on the beach you can snore,
Guitar solo
Someday you'll start to lose your memory / it's not your style,
Senior moments turn to hours and days / and all the while
they think you've a case Alzheimers / and you just smile,
cause your just like all your elder neighbors / there in Sea Isle
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, it should be fun, if not so pretty
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, I worked so long, very mean and gritty
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, don't need no help, and not your pity
Hey Babe, I wanna retire to SenIsle City, compared to AC, it's not too shitty